I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
