according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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