There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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