I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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