I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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