shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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