The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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