it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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