My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
nutella sex= disaster
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
