I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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