How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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