So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
