if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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