Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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