My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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