We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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