next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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