She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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