Will you blow on my dice?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize