VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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