I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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