woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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