her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you win again, gameday.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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