It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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