Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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