Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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