remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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