were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
