I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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