wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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