You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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