So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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