Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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