why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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