Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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