That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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