at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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