What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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