He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Non-Jews are for practice
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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