i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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