I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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