what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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