i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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