The beer is more important than you right now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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