OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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