it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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