All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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