Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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