This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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