She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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