its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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