i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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