apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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