Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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