Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
BRING THE BAGELS
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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