Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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