yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
