he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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